Only Beards - My Wife Is Psychotic
Some shirts say it quietly…This one says it LOUD 😆
The Only Beards “My Wife Is Psychotic” Tee is built for the blokes who like to live dangerously… and laugh while doing it 🤣💀 bold back print that’ll turn heads everywhere you go - BBQs, pub runs, fishing trips, or when you’re pushing your luck at home 👀😂
Clean Only Beards front chest logo keeps it simple up front… chaos out the back!
Wear at your own risk 😅⚠️
👕 JB’s Wear 1HT Tee Specs
- 100% cotton for comfort & breathability
- 190gsm midweight fabric
- Ribbed elastane collar for shape retention
- Vertical side seams minimise twist
- Double needle hems for durability
- UPF rated fabric
⚠️ Warning: May result in eye rolls, laughs, and sleeping on the couch 😅🛋️ but hey… worth it 🤣🍻
Discover more in our FAQ
How long does it take to process an order?
As a small, family-owned business, we lovingly pack every order ourselves! Our processing time is typically 1-3 business days before it is dispatched for shipping. During peak times (like holidays or sale periods), this may extend slightly, but we work hard to get your Only Beards gear on its way as quickly as possible!
Do you ship internationally?
Yes, absolutely! We love spreading the good beard energy globally. We currently ship to many countries worldwide. You can view the available shipping options and costs for your location directly on the checkout page once you enter your address.
What are your sizing options?
We stock an extensive range of sizes for men, women and kids to ensure the perfect fit for everyone. Need exact measurements? Just ask us for a size chart!